Smutty Book Covers

So ages ago I went to a jumble sale in a beautiful rural location in the Lake District. It had an extensive book stall, and right at the end I bought a box full of these beauties. I just loved the covers, they were so damn gorgeous and smutty. However I'd just moved house, and book space was at a premium. I therefore decided to scan the covers and then pass the books on to a charity shop, after all I was never going to read them! I regret that decision to some extent, but at least I still have the pictures to remember them by.

It took THREE of you to make that bed!

This does not look like the uniform from 'Prisoner Cell Block H'

Now roll over...annnd play dead

But not so fast you fall out of your dress!

Cause it's important to maintain your beauty regime in the jungle

She's no cabbage patch kid

Though you would be mistaken for thinking this was 'gang rape for beginners- for the well dressed gentleman'

An early Desperate Housewives. 

For a magnificent rogue and lover of women, Stefano sure had yellow legs. 

Complete with a suspicious stain on the cover!

they didn't get everything they wanted- the girl on the front cover still needs a properly fitting bra!

Well that night went horribly wrong didn't it?

Interesting choice of angle on this one

Is the mystery 'where the hell did that daffodil go?' Because from the expression on the face of the guy lying down I think I can guess

Huh- so Gibbon was wrong about the Christians. 

a missing line from James Blunt's classic that took it in a totally different direction 

The Prequel to 'The Strong Art of the Law'

Apparently all it took was a kiss on the shoulder- hardly difficult to corrupt! 

anyone else thing there is a bit of a discrepancy between the title and the picture?

is that really the best place to put the rope? 

If not in book form how else was this first published?

Apparently the island lacks a shirtmaker